Yawning At The Abyss

Because the ultimate staring contest can get a little tiring.

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Sometimes It Hurts To Be Prepared

Doc:
Remember that other night when I was having all of those terrible dreams?
Doc:
There was one that I didn't tell you about, but the subject came up today.
Ladyfriend:
o:
Doc:
Maybe you don't want to hear it. Do you feel like going into a bad mood? It involves you and terrible things.
Ladyfriend:
Tell me anyway >:
Doc:
I dremt that you and I were talking on the phone while you were walking around somewhere, and that you were suddenly being mugged and raped. I tried to get you to tell me where you were, but you didn't answer. I hung up and called the police, and had to guess where you were based on where you said you were going.
Doc:
And I was terrified and powerless, and don't remember much else. I'm sure you were feeling a lot worse, but luckily, you were imaginary.
Ladyfriend:
Hm
Ladyfriend:
Worried that will happen in real life? >;
Doc:
Most of me isn't, because most of me is rational.
Ladyfriend:
Mhmm
Doc:
What was it, talking about calling someone a weakness being a compliment.
Doc:
I don't fear any bodily harm or experience, not even death, for myself.
Doc:
But the thought of things happening to you really chills me.
Ladyfriend:
Aw
Ladyfriend:
I'm glad you value me >:
Doc:
I do :<
Doc:
And I know that in all probability bad things aren't going to happen to you.
Doc:
I think I see protection as selfish now. No one fears for their personal wellbeing.
Doc:
Or at least, not you or I.
Doc:
Your father getting you a can of mace serves to make him less afraid, at the cost of makeing you more fearful; at the cost of giving you an artifact that will forever remind you of the fictitiously omnipresent terrors of our world.
Ladyfriend:
>:
Ladyfriend:
Pepper spray is for nubs
Doc:
Mhmm.
Doc:
If I were to make my house volcano proof, it would involve a very large implicit lie about statistics. A life in fear of a volcano is not a happy one. Sometimes it hurts to be prepared.

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